LADY GAGA is a strange fruit. I had an odd conversation with the pouting pop star at the Universal Music bash after the Brits.
She said: "I just wanna thank you for all your support, Mr Scotsman. Brits really are the coolest people. Can you help me forge a birth certificate so I can get a British passport?"
I asked if she was after a new fella and suggested she might try sniffing around JASON ORANGE from TAKE THAT.
All she would say was: "I’m thinking about the future and looking forward to it." Hmmm.
It is difficult to know where to look with Miss Ga Ga. She was sporting a dress that is probably illegal in some US states.
She also had enough slap to stop Scotland’s Forth Rail Bridge from rusting for another 100 years.
Earlier, the PET SHOP BOYS walked into her dressing room unannounced and caught her topless.
A source said: "NEIL TENNANT just shouted, ‘I haven’t seen a pair of those in a while’."
But Lady GaGa wasn’t fazed – I don’t reckon she’d have been quite so relaxed if RUSSELL BRAND had come knocking.
